With a stroke of the pen, Crimea becomes Russian. |
Russia’s annexation of Crimea this month has proven to be a game-changer in international relations on a vast scale. More immediately, the proliferation of independence movements, as typically chronicled in this blog, now seems to be overshadowed for the moment by a flurry of interest in annexation. Last year, this blog examined a desire by some indigenous people on Easter Island to leave Chile and join French Polynesia. Orcadians and Shetlanders (as also chronicled in this blog) are reminding their more separatist Scots compatriots that there may be a legal basis for reexamining if the Orkneys and Shetlands might really be part of the Kingdom of Denmark, not Scotland or the U.K. And, as just reported recently in this blog, Albanian-speakers in Serbia are reviving the idea of Albania annexing their little valley. Not at all frivolously, the international community worries that many heretofore independentist movements along Russia’s outer rim may be turning annexationist instead. Some of these new developments (Transnistria) can be taken more seriously than others (Alaska), but it is definitely a trend. Read on ...
Crimea’s awkward resonances: Austrian girls celebrating Germany’s annexation of Austria in 1938, which used the same rationales as Putin uses today |
The Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic, also known as Pridnestrovia or, in English, Transdniestria or Transnistria, is a sliver of the Republic of Moldova just over the Dniester River alongside Ukraine which in 1990 seceded from Moldova but as yet has not been recognized by any other state. This Russian puppet state’s half-million people are roughly one-third ethnic Russian, one-third ethnic Ukrainian, and one-third ethnic Moldovan (i.e. Romanian-speakers). Last week, for the first time, Transnistria formally requested the Russian Federation to annex the territory, and the Russian government was at last report officially considering the idea.
Is Transnistria next? |
Tiraspol or ... um ... bust: Transnistria’s foreign minister shoots Russian troops a “come hither and annex us” look. |
Posters in Transnistria assert, “We are not Moldova!” and remind citizens of the date of the 2006 referendum on joining Russia. |
Nina Shtanski, Transnistria’s minister for foreign affairs, vamps for the cameras at a cabinet photo-op |
Though Transnistria does not border either Crimea or any part of Russia proper, it does border Ukraine’s primarily Russian-speaking Odessa Oblast; in between Odessa and Crimea is Ukraine’s Novorossiya (“New Russia”) region dominated by Russian-speakers. Even the Soviet Union’s last leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, has said that Novorossiya and Crimea are essentially part of Russia, not Ukraine. (Gorbachev, though he is a Nobel laureate and ranked somewhere between Abraham Lincoln and Mahatma Gandhi by adoring Westerners for allowing the Soviet satellites of Central Europe and the Balkans to break free, he is regarded by nervous non-Russians still under the Kremlin’s thumb as the brute who sent tanks into Lithuania and by Russian nationalists as the Neville Chamberlain–esque buffoon who naïvely capitulated to the enemy.)
The future? |
Meanwhile, Sergey “Goblin” Aksyonov, the unelected Russian-installed president of Crimea, a former boxer with organized-crime links, is asking Russian-speakers in Ukraine’s south and east to do just that: rise up. “Today,” he said on March 23rd, “I appeal to you with a call to fight,” adding that he was “deeply convinced” that the destiny of southeastern Ukraine “rested in a close union with the Russian Federation—a political, economic and cultural union.”
Last week (March 19th) in Donetsk, capital of the home oblast of Ukraine’s recently toppled ethnically-Russian pro-Kremlin president, Viktor Yanukovych, it was reported that pro-Kremlin activists were passing out “referendum ballots” on the street, with a single question as to whether Donetsk Oblast should be part of Russia or Ukraine. (This follows a dramatic aborted coup d’état last month, reported at the time in this blog here and here, in which a former neo-Nazi named Pavel Gubarev declared an independent Donetsk Republic and invited Russian troops in, before being arrested himself.) Annexation petitions continue to circulate, and annexationists have been demonstrating daily under the city’s statue of Vladimir Lenin. Counterdemonstrations by Ukrainian unionists have also been prominent. The city seems to be fairly evenly divided.
But some pranksters are using satire to make their point about flimsy irredentist pretexts. An unknown group is circulating on social media a petition to make the city of Donetsk part of the United Kingdom. The reasoning is that Donetsk was founded as a factory town in 1869 by a businessman from Wales named John Hughes. The town was originally called Yuzovka, which to Russian ears sounds close enough to Hughes’s name. Though the petition gathered over 7,000 signatures in the first few days, there was almost certainly no hope behind it. The prank can also be seen as a dark commentary on how different things would be if Ukraine, or any part of it, were in NATO.
John Hughes’ statue in downtown Donetsk—almost as heroic-looking as Lenin’s |
Much of the concern over where Putin might seek to march his soldiers next has focused on what Russian nationalists call their “near abroad,” i.e. the parts of the former Soviet Union outside the Russian Federation. But these are not the only formerly Russian-ruled parts of the world, if Moscow wants to get truly ambitious in their irredentism. There is also Russian America, i.e. Alaska, which Czar Alexander II sold to the United States in 1867. Now there is a new petition on the White House’s “We the People” online petition page titled “Alaska Back to Russia.” Placed there on March 21st, the petition gathered over 10,000 signatures in three days. At this writing (March 25th), it has 24,129, almost a quarter of the way to the 100,000 required for an obligatory response from the White House. As reported in this blog at the time, this petition site was the forum for a raft of declarations of independence from the U.S. following the reelection of Barack Obama in 2012. Not surprisingly, most of those were from the former Confederate States of America, but all states were represented (plus the Republic of Molossia and the State of Jefferson), and only Texas’s petition reached 100,000. (Obama’s answer: fuhgeddaboudit.)
The good old days—at least according to 24,129 Alaskans |
In 1826, Russian settlers and Tlingit Indians traded goods—and sometimes gunfire—at Novo-Arkhangelsk, today called Sitka. Could it happen again? |
Mikhail Bakunin, who was way more anarchist than Sarah Palin or Ron Paul, had the opposite idea: absorb Siberia into the U.S. |
Perhaps slightly more serious is a new proposal by separatists in the Autonomous Region of Sardinia to secede from the Italian Republic and join the Swiss Confederation as something called Canton Marittimo, i.e. “the Maritime Canton.” The movement’s co-founder, Andrea Caruso, says, “People laugh when we say we should go to become part of Switzerland. That’s to be expected. But the madness does not lie in putting forward this kind of suggestion. The madness lies in how things are now.” This can be seen as a riposte to Sardinian separatists, who want to leave Italy but have, some say, unrealistic ideas about the costs of full independence.
A new separatist coalition in Sardinia called Sardinia Possible (Sardegna Possibile, or S.P.) made a disappointingly low showing in last month’s regional elections—instead of the projected 25%, they fell far short of the 10% threshold for keeping any seats at all in the regional parliament. But why Switzerland? Well, for one thing, Italian is already one of Switzerland’s official languages—though the Sardinian dialect of Italian is really a separate language, and is in some ways closer to Spanish than to the Italian spoken on the mainland. For another, Switzerland is not in the E.U., which for many Sardinians nowadays is a plus, even if their anti-Brussels feeling does not stem from libertarianism or xenophobia as does that of separatists in northern Italy.
Additionally, there is possibly a sly joking reference in the idea to the fact that Swiss tourists are enamored of beaches, and a feeling during the summers that German-speakers already treat Mediterranean beaches as though they owned them. A similar subtext underlay a tongue-in-cheek proposal two years ago by the island of Ikaria, in Greece, to be annexed by the Republic of Austria (as reported at the time in this blog). Possibly not catching the joke, 83% of Austrians in a poll at the time thought annexing Ikaria was a good idea. Similarly, a recent online poll of 4,000 German-speaking Swiss found 93% favored annexing Sardinia. But it won’t happen. Swiss are not only fiercely xenophobic—so xenophobic that even Italian-speaking Swiss are treated like dirty foreigners in Zurich and Bern—but enamored enough of their prosperity and stability that they would be loath to take on a dirt-poor territory, nearly as large as Switzerland itself, which is racked by organized crime and blood feuds.
Would she really trade that flag in for a square one? |
Where will it end? |
[You can read more about Transnistria, Alaska, Sardinia, the Donetsk People’s Republic, and other separatist movements both famous and obscure in my new book, a sort of encyclopedic atlas just published by Litwin Books under the title Let’s Split! A Complete Guide to Separatist Movements and Aspirant Nations, from Abkhazia to Zanzibar. The book, which contains 46 maps and 554 flags (or, more accurately, 554 flag images), is available for order now on Amazon. Meanwhile, please “like” the book (even if you haven’t read it yet) on Facebook and see this special announcement for more information on the book.]
Transnistria’s foreign minister, Nina Shtanski, catches a Black Sea breeze. |
Related articles from this blog:
“Serbia’s Albanians Turn Kosovo–Crimea Parallels on Their Head, Ask Tirana to Annex Preševo Valley” (March 2014)
“What Next after Crimea’s ‘Referendum’?” (March 2014)
“Serbia’s Albanians Turn Kosovo–Crimea Parallels on Their Head, Ask Tirana to Annex Preševo Valley” (March 2014)
“What Next after Crimea’s ‘Referendum’?” (March 2014)
“Islam and the Second Crimean War: Russian Invasion a Calamity for Tatars but a Recruitment Windfall for Jihadists” (March 2014)
Good post.
ReplyDeleteIs this ridicolous defamaatory sentence referred to Sardinia? "but enamored enough of their prosperity and stability that they would be loath to take on a dirt-poor territory, nearly as large as Switzerland itself, which is racked by organized crime and blood feuds."
ReplyDeleteWell if yes, you are only a fucking idiot without education. Sardinia is not Sicily, it's one of the places in Euroope with the lowest crime rate, with no mafia organizations and a holiday destinations for billionaires, and great part of the territory is environmental protect, Sardinia has reached the EU 2020 targets years ago, so how you can define dirty one of the cleanest and most preserved places in Europe is completely Illogical, ignorant, absurd and defamatory.