Ah, fickle youth! Older nations like the
United States and the major nations of Europe are more staid and loyal in their relationships, but young states still in their national adolescence often split up and pair up as their hormones dictate. Such was the case this week when
Vanuatu (age 32) started a relationship with
Georgia (age 21) after unceremoniously dumping its former flame,
Abkhazia (age 4—a bit young for romance, but, well,
kids—what are you gonna do?).
Conflicting reports from different branches of the Republic of Vanuatu’s government last year left it unclear for a while whether the South Pacific island nation (formerly the
New Hebrides) would be one of the handful of independent states to grant diplomatic recognition to the Republic of Abkhazia and the
Republic of South Ossetia. Those two Moscow-aligned countries in the South Caucasus region unilaterally seceded from the newly independent Republic of Georgia after the collapse of the
Soviet Union and then were established more formally as independent states when Georgia tried unsuccessfully to reclaim them in a 2008 war with
Russia.
Currently, Abkhazia and South Ossetia receive diplomatic recognition only from the Russian Federation (which sponsors them—“puppet state” not being too strong a word for the relationship); from two leftist-governed Latin American nations—
Venezuela and
Nicaragua—which do so only to piss off the United States; and by the minuscule Pacific island nations of the
Republic of Nauru (the third-smallest country in the world),
Tuvalu (the fourth-smallest), and, at one point,
Vanuatu. Tuvalu and Nauru are also among the only 23 countries in the world to recognize the
Republic of China (
Taiwan), and they do so for the same reason, pretty much: to qualify for lucrative development deals with Russia and Taiwan, respectively. Taiwan explicitly courts western Pacific nations to extend its marine strategic reach, and it is probably these small states’ willingness to forego the economic benefits of ties with the
People’s Republic of China for a cosy relationship with Taiwan that brought them to the attention of the Kremlin in the first place as potential “marks.”
Last year the media and the diplomatic world were jerked back and forth by conflicting reports from Vanuatu’s foreign ministry and the prime minister’s office as to whether it recognized Abkhazia in particular. For a while it looked as though it were firmly in the recognition camp, but now, on March 18th, Vanuatu’s foreign ministry said that it recognizes only the Republic of Georgia, not Abkhazia.
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| Abkhazia’s coat of arms |
There is similar confusion as to whether the
Republic of Kiribati—which consists of 32 Micronesian atolls spread across a million square miles of Pacific—recognizes the two South Caucasus mini-states as well. Kiribati, a former colony of the
United Kingdom, is also a diplomatic partner of Taiwan’s.
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| Official seal of the Republic of South Ossetia |
Russia’s sponsorship of Abkhazian and South Ossetian independence (to say nothing of
Transnistria and
Nagorno-Karabakh) represents a kind of double standard, since it is also stonewalling the
Republic of Kosovo’s
NATO-sponsored quest for
United Nations membership on the grounds that it does not want to encourage separatism within its own sometimes-fissiparous federation. Vanuatu, during its honeymoon with Abkhazia, seems to have had no similar qualms, despite the fact that its own transition to independence in the late 1970s was complicated by the “Coconut War,” during which three separate portions of the archipelago tried to split away:
Tanna (a.k.a.
Tafea) in the south,
N’Makiaute, and
Espiritu Santo in the north (which sought independence as the
Republic of Vemerana in an insurrection incited by a Lithuanian-American libertarian millionaire).
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| Don’t worry. We’ll protect you from NATO. |
[Also, for those who are wondering, yes, this blog is tied in with a forthcoming book, a sort of encyclopedic atlas to be published by Auslander and Fox under the title Let’s Split! A Complete Guide to Separatist Movements, Independence Struggles, Breakaway Republics, Rebel Provinces, Pseudostates, Puppet States, Tribal Fiefdoms, Micronations, and Do-It-Yourself Countries, from Chiapas to Chechnya and Tibet to Texas. Look for it some time in 2013. I will be keeping readers posted of further publication news.]